Maybe life didn't want this part of me.
It it helps to know, I never let you go.
Sure, I lost my mind.
But I never really meant to die."

--Meant To Die by The Used [link]

Oh my, I post way too many fucking Journals. Fuck, someone stop me from turning into one of those fuckers that post "BAWWWW, TL;DR" types of Journal entries every fuckin' day.

Anyway, here's a survey I nicked from ~DrowningInFlame49, who is my lesbian lover and don't let her tell you otherwise.
. . .Oh, fine, she's straight.


A
- Available: I am. I'm not sure yet how I feel about that.
- Age: Seventeen.
- Annoyance: The list is far too long, so I'll just say people.
- Allergic: I ain't allergic to nothin'.
- Animal: I fucking love turtles.
- Actor: Don't have a favourite.

B
- Beer: Yes, please (though I don't drink now).
- Birthday/Birthplace: Born in March in a hospital in Buffa-shit.
- Best Friends: Chelsea! *Wanda* used to be my male best friend, but he's a dick so I don't have one now.
- Body Part on opposite sex: I liek big dicks. Hahaha! Naw, for some reason I'm usually attracted to people's hair, but that's not a body part. Also, I dislike the fact that the question specifically says "opposite sex", but we won't get into that.
- Best Feeling?: That adrenaline rush you get right after you get away with something. Like the breath you forgot you were holding.
- Blind or Deaf: Uhm, I'm neither, thankfully.
- Best weather: Autumn weather.
- Been in Love: I thought I was at one point, as fucking lame as that is. I'll take like//lust, kaythanksbye.
- Been bitched out? Of course. But I'm very good at bitching others out as well.
- Been on stage?: Mmhm. For cheer once.
- Believe in yourself?: I have my moments.
- Believe in life on other planets: Uhm, der.
- Believe in miracles: Nah, dude.
- Believe in Magic: Nope. I am fond of a lot of Wiccan//Pagan beliefs, but I don't honestly believe in any of it.
- Believe in God: Not at all. I'm a firm believer in maggots and nothing beyond that.
- Believe in Satan: I'll say what I said to Chels: SATAN IS REAL(ly hawt)
- Believe in Santa: Yeah, that dickface eats all my cookies.
- Believe in ghosts/spirits: Not any more. It's fascinating, sure, but I cant bring myself to honestly believe it.
- Believe in Evolution: Absolutely. But I'd like it if humans could evolve more to the point where they're physically able to lick their own elbows, because I've tried repeatedly and I think it's really impossible.

C
- Clothing Style: SC3N3 K!DZ R00L.Bahaha, just shoot me now. I don't have a "style", really.
- Car: I ain't got one. My mom does, though. It's grey.
- Candy: Tootsie Pops. Not Tootsie Rolls, though. Those are disgusting. When I eat a Tootsie Pop, I only eat the sucker part and then throw the middle out.
- Color: Lime green!
- Cried in school: Most likely.
- Chocolate/Vanilla: Chocolate.
- Chinese/Mexican food: Well, they both have a lot of meat, but I can get bean and cheese burritos at taco places, so Mexican.
- Countries to visit: There's a long list.

D
- Day or Night: Night.
- Dream vehicle: I want a fucking hovercar that runs on water.
- Danced: I have no sense of rhythm.
- Dance in the rain?: No, I hate rain.
- Dance in the middle of the street?: Not that I can recall off the top of my head.
- Do the splits?: Haha, "the splits". No, I'm terribly not-flexible.

E
- Eggs: Ickk.
- Eyes: Mine are green-ish.
- Ever failed a class?: Physics for one marking period.

F
- First crush: My best friend's brother for, like, two weeks. XD!
- Full name: Brittany Lynn Fuckyou
- First thoughts waking up: On school days: "OMGG, why?" On other days: "I have to pee so bad."

G
- Greatest Fear: Spiders, centipedes, you know what? Anything with too many legs. Also drowning and clowns.
- Giver or taker:
- Gum: Mint.
- Get along with your parents?: Lately, yeah.

H
- Hair Color: Natural blonde.
- Height: 5'2".
- Happy: Dopey (we were talking about dwarves, right? /lame )
- Holidays: I like anything that'll give me a day off.
- How do you want to die: I'd rather not, just turn me into a retarded piece of shit sparkling "vampire".
- Health freak?: I can be about certain things.

I
- Ice Cream: Peanut butter cup.
- Instrument: When I was really little, I tried to teach myself to play the piano.

J
- Jewelry: I wear lots of necklaces.

K
- Kids: I fucking eat children. >:[
- Kickboxing or karate: Uhm, I really don't care.


L
- Longest Car Ride: Maybe to Ohio.
- Letter: EX.
- Laughed so hard you cried: Mmhm.
- Love at first sight: Total bullshit. Really, it's like that quote about children and fools leading happy lives and shit.
- Love: What about it?

M
- Milk flavor: The kind that goes with Carnation Instant Breakshit.
- Movie: I could list movies for days. "The Wackness" is fucking amazing. But then "The Wizard of Oz" is from, like, the best time period in the universe for movies. But then there were all those teen movies from the '80s. <33
- Mooned anyone?: I guess I pulled my pants down while drunk at Chelsea's house a couple summers ago and was wearing a thong, does that count?
- Marriage: Not for me.
- Motion sickness?: Not lately.
- McD’s or BK: Ugh, neither.

N
- Number of Siblings: One twin sister (but she's the exact opposite of me).
- Number of Piercing: My septum and two in each ear.
- Number: Thirty-three.

O
- One wish: To just be chill and get an apartment.
- One phobia: I already listed, like, 5637658 in the "greatest fear" question.

P
- Place you’d like to live: I haven't lived anywhere other than here. Just some place cheap.
- Pepsi/Coke: Diet Pepsi.

Q
- Quail: Birds are cutee.
- Questionnaires: What about them? (HAH, that's a question)

R
- Reason to cry: BAWWWW, there's so many mah life sucks so bad cut mah wrists black my eyeessssssssssssssss.
- Roll your tongue in a circle?: I cannot.

S
- Song: I can't even try to pick one favourite.
- Shoe size: Seven and a half.
- Sushi: Vegetarian.
- Skipped school: Once. Got caught. I just ask my mom now. XD
- Slept outside: Once. XD
- Seen a dead body?: Nope.
- Smoked?: Mmhmmmmm.
- Shower daily?: Every other, usually. But only 'cause I'm lucky enough to have nice hair. XD!
- Sing well?: God, no. I'm so tone deaf.
- Swear?: Constantly.
- Stuffed Animals?:
- Single/Group dates: I don't really go on dates. XD People still do that?
- Strawberries/Blueberries: Strawberries, definitely.
- Scientists need to invent: Something to end poverty 'cause I know they fucking can. Instead of inventing diseases (i.e. Swine Flu).

T
- Time for bed: 10:30-ish 'cause I'm a nerd. Also, it takes me two hours or so to actually fall asleep.
- Thunderstorms: Ahhh<3333
- Touch your tongue to your nose?: Can't do it.

U
- Unpredictable: I'm very predictable.
- Under the influence?: Sotally Tober.
- Understanding?: Depends on the person//dilemma. I can be disgustingly narrow minded.

V
- Vegetable you hate: Cabbage.
- Vegetable you love: Broccoli.
- Vacation spot: I like visiting my grandparents in Florida.
- Vampire or Werewolf?: Zombies.

W
- Weakness: I get angry way too easily.
- When you grow up: I'd like to write children's books.
- Who makes you laugh the most: Anybody can pretty much make me laugh. [:
- Worst feeling: Arguing with someone that means a lot to me//not speaking to people.
- Wanted to be a model?: Nah, I'm too short.
- Where do we go when we die: Uhm, is this a trick question? Can't really go anywhere when I'm a corpse.
- Worst weather: Rain. In the summer. Humidity is my worst enemy weather-wise.
- Walk with a book on your head?: Never tried.
- Which one of your friends acts the most like you: They all act like themselves. Though I actually recently had a discussion about a friend of Chelsea and mine that kind of copies a lot of things I do?

X
- X-Rays: What about them?

Y
-Year it is now: 2009
-Yellow: Looks really nice on me.

Z
- Zoo animal: I love the twitchy zebras at the Buffa-shit zoo! !
- Zodiac sign: Aries.


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